officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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gay8:

is it a coincidence that “straight” rhymes with “hate”? no

ocevns:

what if you could put emojis into passwords

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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